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Eurofighter Typhoon shenanigans

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[–] [email protected] 235 points 1 week ago

When you literally add "if you commit real life treason, we will ban you from our videogame forums" and it still doesn't work.

[–] [email protected] 175 points 1 week ago (8 children)

No force is stronger than the autistic urge to correct something that is wrong in the special area of interest.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Damn straight...

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's practically a weekly occurrence at this point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Even a friend of mine has contributed to these occurrences, he leaked literally all the specs of a US fighter jet because someone got a minor detail wrong.

Although, he is also autistic and really interested in weaponry so it's not surprising lol.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely we can do better. Daily?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If I had a nickel every time someone posted classified documents in the WarThunder forums I would have ~~2~~ ~~3~~ Enough.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Disagreeing with the moderators is also against the rules.

At least they admit it.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They didn't say disagreeing with moderators, they said disagreeing with moderation.

I read that as: You can disagree with how a mod applies the rules and challenge that. You can't disagree with the rules themselves, the rules are the rules, take it or leave it.

And personally I think complying with NATO export restrictions seems like a good rule.

[–] HobbitFoot 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

But I want to win an Internet argument!

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's next in the rotation? Helicopters?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

So say we all!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (4 children)

When are we getting them alien tech?

Somebody please leak them.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone comes along with a "You primitive earthlings! The ØXÇ-57 Plasma Cannon has a much faster cool down. [Link to schematics]"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

probably the most compelling evidence that aliens have not visited Earth, if they did then technical documentation would have been leaked on warthunder forums.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Can we get an alien-themed DLC or something just to make sure?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

War thunder UAP expansion when?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

They're all UAPs if you don't know what they are!

"Good thing I'm not a real pilot. My eyesight sucks."

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Opsec? What's that?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I always wonder if those leaks lead to wikipedia improvements on the given topics somewhere down the line

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's the current record for days since leak?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For real?

I know nothing of this game, except I’ve heard at least three instances where this happened and it always makes me chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

There were at least 14 according to Wikipedia.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I met a Eurofighter Typhoon pilot once. Having made the Airfix model as a child, I was suitably impressed.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And yet in that same timeline Okami 2 has been announced 18 years after the release of the first game so as long France postpone its warning shot until the game release and I can finish it, I'm ok with that ^^

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder if War Thunder forums will be one of the things Russia will keep allowing connections to (they're planning to get off the wider 'net), since it's such a treasure trove for classified info on other countries' arsenals.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Disconnecting the country from it doesn't mean their government won't have access...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Geez, again?!

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