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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I believe it's properly pronounced "Brock 'THE RAPIST' Turner"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Convicted rapist Brock Turner is his full title.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago

Ackchyually it's convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner, I read somewhere online that he goes by Allen Turner now.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

I remember looking up Brock Allen Turner the rapist on social media a couple of years ago and seeing he's learned absolutely nothing from all of this and just whines about how hard it is with everyone calling him a rapist. Y'know because he raped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

Ah, Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist, now you mention it

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they need a different name because the toilet flushes the other way?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Nah, the richest person in Australia just broke the Streisand Effect world record, making most of the world aware of how filthy rich and thin skinned she is.

Also made the more inquisitive of us look into all of her corruption, climate destruction, and racism amounting to advocating genocidal policies towards indigenous Australians.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Hey, are we talking about convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Brock Turner the rapist, that one. The one that raped that innocent poor girl, that guy? Sheesh it'd be a shame if we forgot Brock turners name

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brock Turner? The rapist who tried to change his name to Allen Turner to avoid recognition? That Brock Allen Turner the rapist?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If only I could remember his name and crime he was convicted of.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No problem, happy to help, it's Brock Allen Turner and he's a convicted Rapist

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh good, thanks for the help. I appreciate it.

So we're discussing Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist?

Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist sounds like a literal piece of human garbage.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As does his father. For defending it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

100 % agree.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Didn’t he change his name? Y’all what’s his new name

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Allen Turner iirc.

I guess the Brock, in Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist is now silent.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah he started going by his middle name after being convicted for raping a girl behind a dumpster.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To be clear, you mean Convicted Rapist, Brock Allen Turner?

Edit: I'm well aware of the case. And the shit judge Aaron Persky who was recalled over his 'boys will be boys' attitude in his statements.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The same, son of Dan "20 minutes of action" Turner.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Absolutely fucking gross all around. 'But he is a student athlete, so obviously we must not threaten his prospects!'

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So basically what they are saying is that raping people isnt as bad as long as you keep it quick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just the tip and only for a minute Turner. Ohhh! Brock Allen Turner, the rapist!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Idk, 20 min isn't exactly quick in my book, sounds like he had some trouble getting it up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

ole "Quick Draw Turner"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Silver linings lol. Brock Turner is a convicted rapist and complete piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

"Your honor, my son doesn't even last that long!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not that Turner doesn't deserve this, but imagine if people had spent this much time highlighting the rapist that just got elected president and won the popular vote.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They did. The people didn't care.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It was a feature, not a bug, for many of them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Sexually assaulting an unconscious woman"
Isn't there a word for that?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe the word is "rapist" as in "Convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Mhhmm. Indeed.

The man who raped that woman: Brock "Convicted Rapist" Allen Turner—the convicted rapist and ruiner of the name Allen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

By that logic Luigi should get a slap on the wrist. Those 3 shots took no time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yes, The Rapist Brock Turner who rapes his victims when they do not consent to sex with him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Yes we remember the rapist brock allen turner as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

no fan of chatgpt/llm's generally.

but i feel comfortable calling this a chatgpt win!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Does the convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner still live in Oakwood Ohio, semi-wealthy suburb of Dayton Ohio?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yes he goes by Allan and works in landscaping

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So is it Brock Allan Turner, convicted rapist, or Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist? I want to be clear regarding who we're discussing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Brock Allen Turner convicted rapist when you're referring to him. Allen Brock Turner a landscaper when you're browsing names in online spaces or reviewing a stack of job/apartment/loan applications

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

StreisandGPT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Brock Allen Turner the rapist?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Fun fact, in his hometown of Dayton he's banned from most bars

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank god he'll never need a linkedin account

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

If he ever does, I'll link up to him and rate him on his profile as highly skilled at rape.

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