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Encourage your crabs to do some light stretching because I have a feeling they will be dancing soon

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Practice makes perfect, he will get it right one of these days. Try harder, mitch! Stroke, stroke, stroke...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

He was staring at the Reaper in the corner.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

MRI image of Mitch McConnell's brain

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

he's just defragmenting his disk

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Mitch's brain: countdown

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

he zones out for a full thirty seconds

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

NOW EVERYBODY

HAVE YA HEARD

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

They should give him plastic straws

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