chapotraphouse

This guy is a solid candidate for the modern Robin Hood (or perhaps Ishikawa Goemon) so I sure hope he doesn’t get identified

Does that mean these pictures are ai generated???!

They are using this to sell the AI surveillance grift and to make people reconsider their public safety. I think that is why they are so openly flexing the surveillance state: "See, this is what we can do, nobody can hide from us."

It's an oversell of course, but most people don't know that.

Watch AI constantly make the suspect black no matter what they try

The reddit boston bombing fiasco but this time it's a ML algorithm trained on reddit

Why do all the good things that happen in America get blamed on Russia?

So what happens if he just gets plastic surgery and gets fat while hiding in the spider hole he probably made for himself somewhere in Yonkers?

'Cause I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
Woo-hoo-hoo, my, my, woo-hoo-hoo

At some point they’ll try to find him using blockchains and NFTs

:wiggum:

Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless

This investigation brought to you by KitKat, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Lmao zero percent chance

What if he was immediately arrested for something unrelated right after kinda andor style?