Now this, this, is what I can call wholesome.
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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Imagine not having a clown fetish...
Waddaya have that’s a little easier?
Imagine not having a mime fetish
I blame derpixion for my mime fetish
Don't worry about it. If the whole thing would still be hot without the novelty, that ain't a fetish it's just window dressing.
I'm just amazed someone got the reference. 🤡
- Fake: anon has gf, much less a clown gf (cringeness adds believability though)
- Gay: Anon def got came on
Not on, he got creampied.
If anon doesn't put a ring on her then I will
Ah yes, everybody has that one drawer to keep pies in.
nothing ever happens.
surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer
I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too
Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.
I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.
I mean, they are a professional clown, they prpbably have weirder drawers.
I have a drawer i keep the things that stop cream pies in.
They never leave the drawe
Action figures?
Necrons
By the emperor...!
That was so fine. Top notch.
Speak for yourself. I keep mine in a safe.
That's just responsible pie ownership
You don't?
If this were real and ungay, that's a keeper.
well thats the thing with clowns, once it starts coming out it just keeps on coming
Even children's hospitals aren't paying someone to be a full time clown. Unless they're in administration.
Anon isn't American
stop trying to make clussy happen
Clussy is real ,stop blaspheming.
it's already too late
Oh its Clappening
I thought it was called a "clown hole"
Only if it's made outside the Clussy region of France.
Then it's only fizzy clown vagina? 🤮
No, it would be
this is a perfect post. I congratulate you and wish to ascend to your level someday.
Thank you for this
I have news for you
As long as it's a mutual creampie.
Need me a clown gf frfr 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Holy based!