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Anon dates a clown (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nothing ever happens.

surely the woman that got dressed up made up etc before the dude comes over could put a pie in a drawer

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the pies they use to smack your face are usually just whip cream too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whip cream on a flexible paper plate, yes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I usually use key lime pies in a borosilicate pie plate. Blood really goes well with the tartness of the limes.