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I watched it and now I'm chilling

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[-] [email protected] 100 points 7 months ago

Rode off on a citibike too sicko-biker

There was a biking bank robber that was quite successful for a while, apparently riding a bike makes you pretty much invisible in a city.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago

saw some fucking nerd claiming he tracked the citibike, hope he's next

[-] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

Based on how well executed this seems to be, I doubt the shooter used any traceable payments or anything, but time will tell.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

Not only that but the shooting was at what like 6:45 am est? Dudes obviously not on the bike anymore and if they were confident enough with the metadata associated with the citibike they would have released his full name by now.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

well executed

janet-wink

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 7 months ago

and some people said the hitman didnt have a reason

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

jesus-christ

What the fuck is your function as insurance if you’re denying 1/3 of all claims you fucking pieces of shit.

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 79 points 7 months ago

Best news in a long time. Hopefully more of these parasite killers get offed

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 74 points 7 months ago

The dude was a profesional, 100% its was a hit on him

[-] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

Either a pro or the dude was a vet, like a vet who saw actual combat. He's def used a gun before, I don't think some disgruntled rando could walk off that calmly after shooting a guy three times.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 7 months ago

If it's a hitman I'm dying to know what for. This story has the potential to be soooo juicy. Please please please blow the lid off some major racketing shit ceos are in on.

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago

cleared that jam like a pro for sure

[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

I think he was using a slide lock pistol, with a silencer that's the closest you can get to a quiet gun.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Depends on caliber and propellant. The most quiet gun is a .22 slide lock with a silencer and subsonic ammo. Sounds almost like like a hammer punching through drywall.

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago

this goes to show that you shouldn't do adventurism unless you are a professional

[-] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

Bro used a suppressor. I'm kinda impressed ngl

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[-] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago

I watched the video. I didn't see the murder, I saw self-defence.

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You can't just say this without linking the video.

https://youtu.be/sDH8CEspXfQ

Also looks like that pistol has a suppressor nice.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

wow even the youtube comments arent mad this shithead got whacked

Death to America

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago

where is the footage? i can't find it

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

The CEO was into the mafia for 7 figures and they tried to blackmail him with his Sonic diaper porn fetish and that didn't work so they sent The Punisher.

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

1 down, 4,999,999 ways to kill a CEO to go boots-riley

[-] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago

Chuds already baking it lol

I like the concept of some scion of an ancient banking clan working as a OBGYN lol

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