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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that's the Tom Scott video where I learned about Penistone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve only learned the name “Scunthorpe” recently because I was reading up on a band I really like from there. I remember noting that it was about the ugliest name for a town I could think of that doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words… but I would assume it’s a perfectly lovely place regardless of that

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words

I take it you’ve not heard of the Scunthorpe problem?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Actually I haven’t, fascinating! Somehow I didn’t even notice that word in there, I was just thinking about how it sounded like ‘scum’ lol

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The best part about Shitterton is that the name comes from "sewer town." Not another language, no alternate meaning, it is just as it sounds in modern English.

[–] DJDarren 9 points 1 month ago

The sign for Shitterton had to be carved out of a big chunk of local stone, because the normal metal ones kept getting nicked. Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"I tried out that shit barber shop, not bad!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Nothing beats, Fucking, Austria:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging,_Upper_Austria

"Fugging (German: [ˈfʊkɪŋ] ⓘ), spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village (...)

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, said that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking", and she had to explain to a British tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I refuse to spell it any other way than Fucking.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

No Bell End or Wetwang?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Lots of side trips available to places such as Upper and Lower Dicker (East Sussex), Scratchy Bottom (Dorset) and Minge Lane (Worcestershire).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You missed out Minge Lane.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've always liked that one. On a scale of fanny to gash, how impolite is it considered over there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It was very popular in the mid-2000s but I don't think I've heard anyone use it since then. I'd say somewhere in the middle.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

If you want a shorter trip you can go from Blue Ball to Paradise. The road goes through Intercourse.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am equally impressed that the journey is over 1k miles, considering the entire island is about 600 miles top to bottom. An extra 400 miles of no straight roads.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard the phrase, "as the bird flies" recently in reference to the 600 miles type of measurement and thought that was neat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"As the crow flies" is a pretty common expression on this very isle

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Isle of man ; lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They weren't exactly shy about what places were for in the middle ages. This is where the brothels used to be.

Also, Shitterton is literally called that because it was downstream from where all the sewage was flowing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Lmaoo Glasgow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hahaha, such silly names!

Who would even want to live in a town called Glasgow?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I always thought Twatt and Shitterton were so close to each other... Shows what I know

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Since I've seen this route i constantly came

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Quick, someone print out and photocopy this photo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here in Ohio you can go from Dayton to Marion in four hours but it's a commitment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm from Engagement Ohio. It's right between Dayton and Marion

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I just confirmed that all of those places are real as depicted

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Texas checking in... We don't have as good of names like that but we have cities like Paris, Athens, and Odessa, TX. I think there are maybe 20 to 25 international city names that would make a fascinating road trip and probably be over 1K miles/1600 Km.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can claim you traveled to all those cities and hope people don't have a follow-up question

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can go see the Parthenon (full scale) and a Pyramid (not accurate) in Tennessee

There are some random things around the U.S. that often get overlooked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How are you not mentioning that you can buy guns at the pyramid?

That's a very important detail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are there any respectable places in Tennessee that you can't buy both beer and guns? I mean hell, Walmart is supposed to be the low bar. If you can get a 12 pack, a shot gun and a few hundred shells and walk out without needing anything but an ID showing your 18, well this ain't America

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, there's beer involved, your ID better say you're 21.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To be fair, the same is true for handguns and firearm receivers.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So not only do you guys not have a sense of humor, you also aren't even creative enough to come up with your own names?

Pathetic

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hey Assman!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So the uk has a 1000 km taint 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Gonna have to check out slutshole lane

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Should have made a detour to Pratt's Bottom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ooh, I should be near a few of these in a couple weeks. Might as well make the stop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They have twatt swag too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

*Knob'erGob

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Doesn't exit?

Edit: road trip, not round trip.

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