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[–] [email protected] 150 points 12 hours ago (17 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Orogeny gonna get ya

[–] [email protected] 97 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Fun fact: mountains are big.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Not-so-fun fact: He'll have to be rescued with taxpayer money

[–] [email protected] 66 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

He has a skateboard though

[–] [email protected] 27 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

And the skateboard is the fastest way to get around Lego Island

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (4 children)

Boring fact: The highest pass he'll have to cross on his journey looks like this:

If he'll have to be rescued, then because someone ran him over.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

Meanwhile a normal mountain pass in the normal world:

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] [email protected] 46 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

Reverse image search brings up this image:

Which goes here: https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

What are you using to take that screenshot? It looks like a phone but the aspect ratio is like a square

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

One of us! One of us! One of us!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 hours ago

I'm not great at this, but from the original x post, I think his handle is @jaayfilms

The news report video says he dropped out of HS. I couldn't find where he got that he's illiterate, thought this would take two weeks and didn't know about the mountains... But I honestly didn't dig much after haha. If someone else finds it, please let me know. I just want to read that comment thread haha

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago

Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

How many skateboard wheels are needed for a 3000 mile trip?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Not many sites seem to deal in distance when talking about replacing skateboard wheels, but I was able to find this:

https://skateboardscan.com/skateboard-wheels-last/

So according to that he'd need 10-30 sets of skateboard wheels to cross the country.

Of course if you're just riding on the side of highways in a straight line forever you could probably get a little more out of them since you're not doing any precision work or tricks.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago

Chad Caruso did it last year using just one set of wheels. New record too (57 days).

https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2023/05/22/how-chad-caruso-skated-across-america/

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Not so sure. A road surface tends to be rougher pavement than sidewalks or skate parks. I'd imagine the side of a highway chewing those parkboard wheels away at record rates.

I'm honestly kinda shocked anyone attempting this wouldn't use a longboard with some chonkier wheels.

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