this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Turns out the A in AD&D stood for "Appalachian".

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We says to Meemaw when she awakens from the crypt down yonder that she can't be out there tryna slay some ole dragon. We says, Meemaw, iff'n ya don't starts to watch fer yer health, we'll have ta get one o' them immovable rod thingers and keep ye sat in her chair.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

its always a furry with the best shitposts.

Dont ask me why, i'm only good at shitposting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Squid don't have fur! Jeez!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

listen bro we put fur on dragons, it's only a matter of time before it comes for you too!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Grandma got run over by a dragon?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

She got et, can't you read?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Maybe she got run over and then et, roadkills good eatin