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I am the pup that the petter refused, I am the visual, the inspiration that made Lady go awooo (hexbear.net)

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3890565

I'm the bark that wakes you up at night, the same bark that bites a mark so that you can know your strength and your might

I am the scritch behind your ear, the scratch upon your tum, the inner glow that lets you know to call your litter runt, the story that just begun, the pee upon the stump, and I'm-a remain a woofer 'till the treat is won.... (poodle flip, arf arf arf)

DUUUUHHHN dun-dun duh DUUUHHHHN dun-dun duh DUUUHNNNN

(Arf arf arf)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I most assuredly did not just rap this out loud with people in the room

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

huey-wut <- mfw no boondocks emoji.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I did propose one not too long ago

https://hexbear.net/post/3800630

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Read this in the lenin-heisenberg voice the first time smh