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[–] 135 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Fun fact, the US gov already has a government efficiency division and it’s called the Government Accountability Office. But I do enjoy the irony of Trump’s government having two efficiency departments.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    "TWO EFFICIENCY DEPARTMENTS ARE MORE EFFICIENT THAN ONLY ONE EFFIECIENCY DEPARTMENT."

    • Every MAGA Trumper lol
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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    In NZ, David Seymour at least axed the old Productivity Commission (which his own ACT party founded) to create his new Ministry for Regulation.

    Apparently they didn't like the answers they got out of the previous version.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Perhaps they kept asking questions that the irritated the PM.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Apparently they kept saying things like 'long-term investment is important and private companies are bad at that', 'worker productivity is harmed by poor health and education', 'strong urban planning is necessary'.

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  • [–] 83 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    The acronym of the new department - DOGE - coincides with the name of the cryptocurrency Dogecoin that Musk promotes.

    Oh my fucking god

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    this was musk's play all along, his 'quid' to the 'pro quo' of spending a couple hundred million of his money to put that shitstain back into power.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I wonder how long he's had this name in his head.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    I can't say 100% of america but 50% of america is actually watching and supporting a 2.0 version of my country 90 years ago.

    This is CRAZY. in 100 years no one can say they didn't know. They were just stupid.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Who is going to head up the Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Plenty?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Puppy Murderer South Dakota bitch is gonna head the Ministry of Internal Peace (Homeland Security).

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Looks like the bribes paid off, musky!

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh, Elon will get bored and ignore it once the ketamine wears off the first time.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    *checks*

    Nope - not Onion.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    When a trust fund child with more money than he knows what to do with thinks he's a genius lol.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can't wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That's what's going on, right?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    He cut Twitter to 20%. He's a Pro! /s

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  • Is it a sub division of the Department of Government Redundancy Department?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago
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    DoGE? Really?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    As proven from that "your meme game is strong" clip Mush is immune to any sort of self reflection.
    I suppose that's fortunate. If anyone else were appointed by Trump to a government position named after a meme cryptocurrency the amount cringe generated could sterilize a continent.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    the end of all things, folks

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Fuck this. Let it burn along with the people who wanted this.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    The toddlers are going to be running the day care. Buckle up.

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