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[–] 296 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Another wild thought: Biden could test the limits of presidential immunity.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Biden already worked under someone who had no problem killing US civilians Source. That escaped prosecution because it was an official act despite it being a clearly criminal act 18 U.S. Code § 1119

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Didn't Obama also kick out more illegal immigrants than a bunch of presidents before him? Maybe I'm misremembering, but I do remember nobody giving a shit about illegal immigrants being kicked out. Then Trump came and people freaked out, as if it didn't happen under Obama as well.

    Shit was weird.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Obama was literally known as deporter-in-chief and he deported more in his in either of his terms than Trump did in his four years Source. But be careful some smart ass is probably gonna start screaming you can’t say both sides, and you’re a foreign asset trying to depress the vote because they can’t be bothered to read.

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    [–] 146 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Biden should do an "official act", then resign immediately afterwards.

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  • [–] 81 points 2 years ago* (4 children)

    Like expanding the Supreme Court

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was thinking long range lobotomy.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    My 85 year old German mother-in-law (born in 1939 and moved to Canada around 1960), suggested the same thing.

    (PS I'm an American living in Canada)

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Expand the Supreme Court to 200 people, appoint the most progressive persons out there. Federally legalize marijuana and drop all restrictions on it. Forgive all student and medical debt. Raise the federal minimum wage to $30/hr. Tax all rental income at 4,000%.

    Sure it would probably all get undone before the Toupee hit 100 days in office, but what a sweet couple months that would be.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago

    i like the way you think

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago

    Oh no, those poor wealthy maga merch company owners would have to print something new knowing their cult would feel obligated to buy it?

    Funny in theory but it'd just enrich the grifters. Yeah, the cult members deserve it...but I can't get behind furthering the wealth divide

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  • It's honestly the least he could do. Sure he was a good president with good policies but keeping your head down and fixing things that the GOP are only going to claim credit for isn't helpful at the moment. The DNC has managed to turn decades of good will and evaporate it into nothing. So yes, giving us this small inconsequential win would not be too big of an ask.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    First women president as an asterix is just sad.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    fwiw she briefly had presidential powers a couple years ago when Biden was sedated for a medical procedure. Source.

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    [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    could she, with the scrotus ruled immunity, void the election and have trump and his team arrested for treason?

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago

    That would be fucking brilliant.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I love the idea but hate the thought they would just reprint and make more money.

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    [–] 29 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That is so incredibly petty. I like it.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    I was thinking this too. Except he should do it right before Thanksgiving, so Kamala’s fist job as president is pardon the turkeys.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    I need you to understand that these diaper-wearing fucks would just buy both

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    45 + 47 equals 92. just thought i’d share that math fact if anybody was interested

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    And by the time they made it they’d have to pay tariffs on it 😂

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Also stack 50 more judges to the supreme court. Also drone strike Trump with a nuke as that has been declared legal.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Hilarious. I love it!

    Just fuck off suddenly and without warning. Later losers!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    This is absolutely brilliant.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I think that would be hilarious

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