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The ninth Trump assassination attempt actually succeeds in hitting him and it's even a direct hit, but through a bizarre freak coincidence it misses every major blood vessel in his brain and he survives. He undergoes a change in personality like Phineas Gage, becoming increasingly fixated on Sonic the Hedgehog, posting takes about the series on Twitter late into the night. He regains his posting power, but devotes the bulk of it to dunking on Ken Penders and expanding the lore of his fanfics.

• Biden dies on January 19th, making Kamala the first female and also the shortest serving president.
• The libs hold a big protest for democracy. They wheel out the big Baby Trump blimp. None of it has any consequence in the real world.
• Democrats decide that they lost because of looney leftists, uppity minorities and Russia. They decide to move further right, surely this time they will convince all the moderate republicans
• Trump humiliates one or more European leaders in public. They will have no option but to take it. Trump will despise them even more because of it.
• Elon Musk gets his meme job to make the government effective. Apart from introducing slightly more bureaucracy he gets nothing done.

Liberals will start opposing things they were supporting weeks ago because it’s Trump doing them. Nothing will ever happen because history ended.

• human you human transmission of H5N1, hate crimes against Latinos and possibly Asians ensues

• genocide continues

• anti china propaganda continues

• any cry for change is met with "you should've voted kamala while you has the chance"

• I get more into journaling

The democratic party will continue to support the genocide in Gaza and the concentration camps at the border

Biden will invade Iran

First human to human transmission of bird flu in early January

Trump will call Zelensky a loser, but weapons shipments will remain at status quo

Trump will go off script and talk about how he has the best penis at some random press conference

Trump will veto a national abortion ban. Bipartisanship will override the veto

Elimination of overtime pay for all salaried workers

$500 stimulus

Blue Jan 6 at some random tourist attraction in DC. All liberals involved will be jailed. At least 1 will be deported

National guard will open fire on pro-Palestine protestors

Biden will shit himself will giving a speech at a college graduation

Mass shooting at a gamestop after tariffs make video games more expensive

nothing will fundamentally change

not a six month prediction, but I'm pretty sure Trump will die while in office, from illness, not assassination

I'm calling it now: he dies on May 2027, from heart disease

Cybertruck at the White House

Elon reprises his "let that sink in" bit

Photoshoot of Elon in the oval office. Possibly doing the X

People will organise, riot on the streets. The military will be called in to stop them, but they will be stretched too thin to handle the crowds. People demanding their rights to healthcare, education, community, freedom and an end to capitalism.

They will march on the seat of power, but unlike the Chuds of Jan 6, once they have power they will use it to change the status quo once and for all. The USA will finally have a real democracy, one run by the people and not the oligarchs. They will stop funding overseas wars, and instead focus on funding industry at home, especially science and education.

Biden dies, Trump gets assassinated.

Year of the 4 presidents baybeeee

Prices will continue to go up in synch with the amount of articles telling us how well "the economy" is doing.

Covid part 2

Dems will try to impeach Trump once a month.

I will be depressed. I will be sad. I will be angry. I will blow up at liberals and conservatives.

Oh, you meant about Trump?

Trump will begin implementing some policies from Project 2025, especially around restrictions surrounding abortion/reproductive health, LGBTQ rights, and immigration/refugee policies.

You’ll also see a reversal of many of the good Biden-era domestic achievements surrounding labour and consumer protections (maybe by gutting the NLRLB, but that may be a longer term project) and definitely getting rid of Lina Khan.

More Trump-appointed judges at the lower levels, even if not at the Supreme Court (within the six-month timeframe) and beginning the process of staffing federal agencies with Trump loyalists.

Begin the rollback of EPA and environmental standards, maybe gesture towards leaving the Paris Accords.

Probably some more stuff too.

I will be gay.

I will do crime.

The fire rises

I'm still kinda in the "nothing ever happens" camp. I think Libs are gonna get egg on their face when Trump mostly just governs like a regular ass Republican. Things get worse but there's not 1984 style dystopia.

Buthan

Even higher death rate in Gaza. Israel killing many hundreds of people a day directly instead of every once in a while.

There will be a recession starting sometime between the end of 2026 to beginning of 2028. Probably goes on for a couple years just like 2008. Trump will blame communists and Americans will idiotically agree and bail out the banks again.