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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of the victims - all aged 16 or 17 - had a hand cut off and another had their skull split open.

All the wounded people were brought to hospital and none were in danger for their life, the source added.

That seems very lucky. Damn.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was a minor skull split

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I guess they are not joking when they say that the human body can be surprisingly resilient

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dang. Idk, until full recovery, I wouldn't classify a "skull split open" to be "not in danger for their life" 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't get what happened. Had one guy am the weapons with him or did they travel with him and everybody was prepared for a war? The article doesn't really clear things up.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Early reports indicate everybody was kung fu fighting

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You never seen an anime before?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Or Highlander.