this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He said the photo, which was taken by a member of the cabin crew, was the "best selfie ever".

I’m very confused.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I am myself. Therefore, any photo of mine with me in it is a selfie

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

It's an otherie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

I mean the dude is there to get something done, not bomb the plane. Otherwise id already be dead. So if he doesnt have any intention yo boow the plane unless things go wrong, why not ask for a selfie?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clever way to get a photo of the bomb in the hands of the authorities.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

And the highjacker, in case he parachutes away with a briefcase full of cash.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 day ago

Once in a lifetime experience.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Britain has been without conflict for long enough that their natural response to danger has atrophied. A rare but not unheard of phenomenon that is seen is species such as quokka.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He was trying to stay cheerful in the face of adversity. Somebody should make this a motivational poster lol

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn't choose, so I made 2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Those are amazing! Lmao

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Aye i know the young banter. Ehh, you like the playstation, aer tha rap music?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks absolutely coked out of his mind.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I spend a lot of time around sniff heads and coke and I can’t see how you can tell from a picture. This dude is just smiling.

Now give me a video and I’ll tell you who’s sniffed up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Occasionally, I spend more time around my friends who sniff too much whilst I’m not doing it.

I am in a good place where everything in moderation and no longer feel the need to gorge on things. You appreciate things more if it’s every now and then. Took me a long time to get here mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a person who’ll do .15g on a heavy night…. Zero chance I’m going to be around friends doin’ it and NOT do it also hahaha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, I used to be out until 07:00 with them when we were getting on it. Now I’m home and in bed for 23:00-00:00 as, frankly, you can’t be around sniff heads if you ain’t in on it 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Absolute mood

I’ll only do it from 6PM to 9PM, I want to be able to sleep by 1AM >w<

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He got that Quick Release(QR) Stockholm Syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago