this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
947 points (99.0% liked)

memes

10165 readers
2173 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to [email protected]

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Lets not forget pizzas with bananas

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I really can't stand traditionalists. You don't want pineapple on pizza? Don't have it. And don't worry about what other people like to eat.

I was born in Central America and growing up eating pupusas (which are amazing) we used to have bean, cheese and pork. Any time I would ask "why can't pupusas have chicken or fish?" The answer would be "cause that's not traditional". Now the new generation makes them with fish, shrimp, chicken, veggies, etc. And it's so yummy. Keep your traditions and classic recipes, but don't try to stifle my culinary creativity cause of your stupid hangups

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dude, pupusas are soooooo good.

I’m Canadian and didn’t get to try them until I was in my 20s thanks to my friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

How have I never thought of a cornmeal meat pie?

My wife is going to hate me because I'm about to blow up our kitchen again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Italians need to realize that they don't own the concept of putting toppings on a round piece of bread. And tomatoes aren't even native to Italy so that throws a wrench into their ability to complain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Also tomatoes are fruits so suck it Italy

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pineapple on Pizza isn't bad and you're being whiners

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 120 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Man, people miss out on so much good eating because of preconceptions and gatekeeping.

Berries go with almost anything. And yeah, technically strawberries aren't berries. But the point is that pretty much every berry is a blend of acidic tartness, sweetness, and complex flavors. There's no world in which berries make something bad.

Any fruit has the potential to go with any standard food. Meats, pastas, breads, even veggies. It's a matter of balancing the specific fruit with the other ingredients.

That's why pineapple on pizza works. Tangy, sweet, and with that hard to describe tropical fruitiness. It brings out the sweetness of a good tomato sauce while cutting through the fattiness of toppings and any oils.

Pork chops and applesauce baby, it's a classic for reason. Pork stuffed with apples; and other things, orange chicken or duck, blackberry glazed venison roast (seriously, you want to try it), apricot beef (or lamb), curried goat with prunes (or apricot, or peaches even), roasted brussels sprouts with apples and cranberries.

It's all about the balancing with other things.

The Polish strawberry pasta? It's balanced out with sour cream that mutes the sweetness some, and works as a bridge with the pasta.

I know I'm talking into a void here, what with this being a meme, but I'm always so amazed that people will dismiss a food combination without trying it, or sometimes without even trying to imagine the possibilities.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Syntax error: Unmatched parentheses on paragraph 5

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

The classic pitfall of the ADHD parentheses in a parentheses info dump

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I blame Alton Brown.

Hear me out.

Alton Brown is undoubtedly a legendary figure and he did a lot of good for the modern state of culinary entertainment. His scientific, experimental approach was authoritative. He came up with what was scientifically the best way to do a thing, demonstrated why, and did it in a very entertaining way.

But with that, came scores of fans who saw "this is the best way to do a thing" and interpreted that as "this is the only way to do a thing, fuck you you're doing it wrong."

Alton wasn't doing what other TV chefs were doing. Emeril and Julia presented really good recipes, they'd add some flare and say hey, this is how we do it around here. Bourdain explored the world and showed off a lot of great ways to cook. He was reluctant to criticize and clearly just loved the food.

But Alton Brown, for all the good he did, opened up authority to fans who didn't know shit about fuck. He spoke with confidence about how his method was the right method.

Right about the time the Internet was coming in to it's own and arguing about nonsense online became a hobby a person could have.

Now, there's a culture of being right about cooking online. People who log in every day just to bitch about how somebody else cooked something.

Obviously it's not exclusively Alton's fault, and Alton is as open to new and interesting ways to cook things as Bourdain was, a fact you'll discover if he ever happens to visit your home town and read what he says about the food there on his Facebook page.

But there is a through line there, and it starts at Good Eats.

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok now I'm hungry and I want to try Polish strawberry pasta.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

put literally anything on a pizza and watch me continue to live my life unencumbered. Italians are too wrapped up in a national identity of tut-tutting other countries that change their precious recipes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My polish grandmother used to make us pasta with applesauce. Surprisingly tasty.

I'm terms of pizza, here in Sweden we have the kebab pizza and the banana-curry pizza. The latter one was slightly disappointing in how ok it was.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago

Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek man running an Italian pizzeria in Toronto inspired by the sweet and sour flavors of Chinese cuisine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I love strawberries, that sounds awful, and next strawberry season I would love to try it. Could I have a recipe?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

There are tons of recipes for fruit pierogi if you google em, they usually include the recipe for the pasta as well. They're little dumplings, basically ravioli. My fiance is polish and I make them for him on occasion with twarog and blueberries, (a simple milk cheese that's really easy to make -you can skip the cheese and serve them with cream which is great too) boil them, then fry them in butter and sprinkle them with powdered sugar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

As a polock... e x c u s e m e w h a t t h e f u c k

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Alright guys. How do you all feel about a dessert lasagna?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Since I generally prefer another serving of the main course over dessert, sure, I can just eat more lasagna for dessert.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ooh, that actually doesn't sound bad... Slightly tart sweet with the salty tang of the sauce, maybe with a kick of spice from jalapenos... I'll have to give that a try sometime

ETA: I missed that it said "pasta" rather than "pizza", but my comment stands

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Fruit goes on cooked flour.

It's been like that for centuries.

Cake. Danish. Fruitcake. Pizza. Filled doughnuts. Kolacky. Raisin bread. Banana bread...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ya know when ya put Danish I thought you were calling the Danes gay and just kinda accepted it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Those danish fruitcakes are delicious, even if a little salty afterwards

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a wise man recently said:

🎵 (Don't) Give a fuck about tradition, stop impressin' the dead 🎵

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Japan putting ketchup on spaghetti: "Hold my sake."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Meanwhile, Korea is doing crimes by adding corn and/or potatoes on their pizza.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (9 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't necessarily think <anything>+pasta would be bad tasting; but the textures... 😖

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You're spot on. I still remember it from the time I was forced to eat it as a kid. Terrible.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (8 children)

The entire country of Brazil:

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Need to polish them tastes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

A famous italian chef branded the strawberry and champagne risotto, so maybe not

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ever had spaghetti ice cream with strawberry sauce and grazed white chocolate as "parmesan"

load more comments
view more: next ›