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$44B to turn Twitter into an even bigger blowjob factory for your special boy.
look at these losers
They paid (148)8 dollerydoos to be placed at the front of the posting line to praise the most special main character! 
Simping for apartheid money. And people wonder why I have nothing but withering contempt for westerners... When the Musk dynasty gets done using, abusing, chewing up, and spitting them out, I'm going to have myself a long, ugly, tobacco-and-tannin-scented laugh in their faces. Individually.
they wanna smash so bad
Me in 2007: All these fanboys giving Steve Jobs a rimjob is pathetic. There's no way it'll get more pathetic than this.
Me in 2023:
I think the worst part is that she isn't even replying to Elon, but some rabid fanboy. I'm kind of floored that she would take the time to even read shit like this
The amount of dumb shit the ultra wealthy do with their time and money lol, I would at the very least be on a beach somewhere far, far from twitter
I doubt it's even his mom. Probably a social media manager he hired for her.
If that is the case, she is fine with that and just can't be bothered to do it herself.
I for one support relocating all Elon Musk supporters to the sun.
Guy is used to being praised and pampered 24/7 and can't process it when not.
If my parents ever did something like this, I'd be an orphan pretty soon
he's such a handsome and polite young man!
When you nearly drove your company Tesla to bankruptcy, the US Federal Government - the most powerful government in the world - came out to kiss your ass and turned your failing company into one of the most valued stock in the market (dwarfing every other actual automobile manufacturers).
This is just how Elon experiences life. Dude has never had to face any hardship in life.
this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2023
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