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[–] 127 points 3 years ago (1 child)
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    Tbh, this is probably the malicious compliance I was hoping would happen

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  • [–] 86 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    yeah, like all these laws DeSantis is passing are trying to target trans people specifically, but there's no easy way to write a law that says "you need to make trans kids and only trans kids miserable" without the full ideological buy-in of the enforcers

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  • [–] 59 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah, making Jack and Kim get permission to not be called John and Kimberly is actually encouraging--there are some people at least who aren't using the law solely to harass trans kids.

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  • [–] 55 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    And specifically citing the law forcing them to do it, to say “And if you’re annoyed by this, this is who to be mad at”

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  • [–] 85 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    holy shit, that's a real thing?
    my mum would have gotten so many emails lol

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  • [–] [S] 96 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Hello Mrs Smith, I'm calling you because of your son Bobby. Everyone at school calls him either "Meatball" or "Landwhale", so we suspect he's transing his gender so he's been sent to youth prison and you need to pay a fine

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  • [–] 82 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    i had a mate called "cumsock" lol

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  • [–] 68 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    holy shit, that's a real thing?

    Yes, and the UK is about to or has just passed similar legislation that forces teachers to out queer students to their parents.

    CW s__cideAnd when you know the statistics about how acceptance at home and in schools affects the suicidality of queer teenagers, you can't help but regard such laws as institutional infanticide.
    Anybody in support of this should be treated as an accessory to child murder.

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  • [–] 76 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Happened at my high school. All nicknames need parental slips.

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  • [–] 74 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Refer to everyone as comrade lastname and see how long the policy lasts.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Brilliant idea! My go to would have been making more work for them. I'd tell people I changed my mind about my nickname until they got sick of me and I'd get in trouble. If I had some friends who were down for the cause it would have been a nightmare. Cause I'm the type of comrade who, once in detention and they're trying to be real serious and talk sternly with me, if I had a single audience member who would have found it funny I'd double down on the bit

    *"Now WDYMP, I'm going to tell you right now, our name policy is important bec-"

    "It's Peter"*

    Tangentially, I credit some of my success and enjoyment of combat sports to this disposition. If you lack the authority to simply throw the book at me because we're sparring, then you better have an answer to my silly question (e.g. what if I just push you?) or I'm going to win by outsmarting you.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    what if I just push you?

    The perfectly valid technique of open-handed posting

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  • [–] 63 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I wonder if you could SQL-interject the system á la little bobby droptables

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    [–] 17 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    Makes me think of California Uber alles for some reason.

    Knock knock at your front door.
    It's the blue suede denim police.
    They have come for you uncool niece!

    I guess they'd be the Oakley thumb police though, and they'd be coming for your cool not-a niece (is the a non gendered term for niece/nephew?)

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  • [–] 22 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    is the a non gendered term for niece/nephew?

    Nibling.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I'm sorry but that's an awful word. It sounds like some moist creature living in the mold between unwashed toes

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    I don't think it's very wildly used yet, so if you're gonna astroturf a competitor, now's the time.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Well nephews first vowel is an e, and niece is an i, so it makes sense that the next word in the line would use the next vowel, which is an o.
    Nooble is obviously the correct answer.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Lol. You're ignoring its relationg to sibling tho. Noobling?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago* (1 child)

    Well since niece and nephew are so far removed from sister and brother, I just didnt feel like sibling was relevant.
    Perhaps an amalgamation of the words is better Niesphew? Sounds like a sneeze.
    Alternatively it can make use of the vowel "a" and be first in line. Nabble and nabling are both acceptable.
    I would however still argue against having it be like "sibling" since my sister is a sibling like how my nabble would be a nabbling

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Iowa Senate File 496 [PDF]: https://www.legis.iowa.gov/docs/publications/LGE/90/SF496.pdf

    If a student enrolled in a school district requests an accommodation that is intended to affirm the student’s gender identity from a licensed practitioner employed by the school district, including a request that the licensed practitioner address the student using a name or pronoun that is different than the name or pronoun assigned to the student in the school district’s registration forms or records, the licensed practitioner shall report the student’s request to an administrator employed by the school district, and the administrator shall report the student’s request to the student’s parent or guardian.

    For the first violation, you get a written warning. Subsequent violations get disciplinary hearings.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    One must imagine Cis-yphus happy.

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