this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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I don't want to say it was a UFO, but it was unidentified.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

ohnoes now there's black helicopters flying around.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is a UFO, yes. Although anything is a UFO if you're really bad at identifying things.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Me if this comment was flying

👉UFO

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Satellites, airplanes, and balloons can have flashing lights on them to indicate position, but they can also reflect light from way beyond the horizon, resulting in seemingly impossibly bright flashes. The Iridium satellites used to do this reliably and often before they were deorbited, but now OneWeb and Starlink have taken up that mantle with far greater prevalence and annoyancem

Space debris can do this too, like failed Iridium satellites, ALOS, or rocket bodies tumble throughspace and their flares are basically unpredictable.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

probably Starlink those things are like mosquitos of low earth orbit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Shame, I got excited and told my friend who's into aliens.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s the feds spying on you, as they do all hexbear users

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Why would they waste their time with all these libs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It was the universe telling you "No"

So just don't

Not even

Never ever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it was Cthulhu flirting with you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Heya there stud~

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Chemtrail sprayer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It’s the flash of the camera on a spy satellite. They saw what you did

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It's actually a giant head of stalin made of chrome floating in space. It has laser eyes that blast reactionaries from space.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a giant, extradimensional squid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

fedposting cease your investigations.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sorry that was me