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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I tried to tell this to some kid at my child's school's trunk or treat the other day he said, "sorry all I have is a pillowcase" and I said dude that's the way to rock it. You can fit way more candy in it. Plus you can sneak some in your room by stuffing your pillow in there. I never used a bucket as a kid. I always used the pillowcase.

Now that I think about it we were also really poor...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pshh, this fat cat capitalist could afford a pillow case. I had to use an old flour burlap sack to carry my tricker day sweets.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, you had flour at your house? Who's the capitalist pig now? Must've been nice eating bread.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

That's just an unconfortable pillow case

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

you can't sling a plastic bucket over your shoulder.

pillowcase is the obvious choice for endurance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Plastic bucket with a backpack. So you can empty the bucket into the backpack. And people will think you don't have enough candy and they'll give you more.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Kids who show up with pillow cases get extra candy from me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Delia is going to flip when she sees you’ve used the good linens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

One of my kids dressed as a farmer.

He took a gumboot. Fucking legend

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thought the bottom one was a badly wrapped gift, now that's petrifying