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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

How someone can keep a straight face in such bulbous pants I cannot understand.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because people in this industry spend all day huffing their own farts.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

This guy seems to have stored quite a few in those pants for future sniffing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Money 💰💰

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Macadamia, OOOOOOOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thanks to lemmy, I now know the answer to:

How could you dress a human being to simultaneously look like a bowling pin and a pair of testicles and a balloon at the same time?

... FFS, if it had some obnoxious blues yellows and reds worked in to accent it, I would say that 'formal, avante garde, clown style' has just been invented.

... The fucking jacket doesn't even fit his arm length well.

God it just keeps getting more ridiculous the more I look at it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How can you walk up and down a catwalk wearing this without laughing?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Those airtight latex pants seemed like a good idea until the model farted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Judging by the weight of it, I'd say it was a little more than a fart.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But how can you actually walk in these? Bow knees? I need a video to see how its possible since the bulbs would block each other with every step.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed, and spread your legs, lol. Thanks for finding that video, I couldn't have done it myself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

When you shit your pants every day for a month straight

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Me mining in Tears of the Kingdom.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Does this already count as inflation art lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Babe, do you know where I left my waxed testicle pants...?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That happened to my balls once, seriously. Had to go to the ER

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Testicular torsion or epididymitis?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had to look both of those up haha but I’d say neither. The doctor said concussion at scrotum but this was in SE Asia so wasn’t best language. Girl (American) I was traveling with was bouncing on me hard and felt and heard a snap then scrotum filled with liquid. It eventually got the size of baseballs, turned black and lasted a month

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I regret asking questions and I even more regret reading that. Thank you for tonight's nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LOL welp the way she goes, the fucking way she goes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fly with me! 😜😄.. no wait, how does it go?

Oh yeah

Let me show you the world....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh wow. I just stumbled on this community and am now stoked!

I’m so tired of text on every picture. Just let things be funny!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I still don’t understand who pays people to put on this type of fashion show.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Is that a penis?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

that's what happens in the Dune universe when the internal mechanisms of a stillsuit springs a leak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Me every time I'd get out of the surf in my shitty fullsuit from a couple decades ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If he falls over, he can't get back up because the feet can't touch the ground anymore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are these for sale and if so where?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago