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[-] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

They made a quick Gouda way

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Even if it becomes a crime brie.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If they keep escaping they may have established a cottage industy.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

A day that will live in Canadian Infamy

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

They raided a dispensary a few hours before this

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

hijacking a truck full of crackers

They'll never catch me!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

crimes in Skyrim be like

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hide the Cougar Gold!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I'm 83.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I'll see myself out.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Totally missed opportunity.

"In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024...."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Nacho place to judge difficulty.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Big pimpin spendin cheese.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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