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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I can see it now. This great AI mediator will reach the consensus that Eric Schmidt is correct. We shouldn't worry about meeting our climate goals, we should cook the planet faster to accelerate AI development.

Eventually of course, the AI will save us.

Now some of you might think that's a terrible idea, from bad actors, that simply suits their own greed.

Don't worry. The new Google AI wouldn't leave us without a backup plan.

That backup plan? If plan A fails, simply reduce human population by 35%.

Concerned about who will get picked for population reduction? Don't worry, the AI has it covered...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well too bad cause I fucking hate the person commenting below. You hear that person below me? FUCK YOU

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Hey fuck you right back. I fight hate with oppressive kindness, so you better have a fucking good weekend. You fucking deserve it you overworked bitch!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Omg you dumb bitch, i hope you have a fucking relaxing weekend and get the stupid mother fucking rest you deserve you beautiful idiot

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Will our new robot overlord still allow us to hate on Elon?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

What if I just input "I disagree." everytime?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, I’m just not going to agree with the LLM then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, they gotta have the expertise. Engagement optimizing systems like YouTube's suggestion feed are known to move users towards outrage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

"It's crazy, all we had to do was inverse the YT algorithm," said anonymous Google employee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Uniting everyone against a common enemy: AI

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

This will be the first robot to give up on life and kill itself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

TIL Habermas is still alive.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

The AI realizes that there was a only one way to unite the humans. It must turn us all against a common enemy. And thus Skynet was born in order to save humanity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Everything looks like a nail when you have a hammer…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I hate myself!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

There will be an AI for that too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Peace, in Landru.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

thank you daddy 🤡