this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This fistfight could have been an orgy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

This orgy could've been a crusade.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

This crusade could have been a junta

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of something someone posted yesterday or earlier today 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

At first I thought it was a bear with a tree growing from its back instead of a honey badger and I was very confused lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Given that she's a lawyer, that's probably true for a lot of her meetings

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you aware that this account is flagged as a bot?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Okay, well, I'm gonna question my existence now... How?

Edit: ah, it's a setting of my account. Weird, dunno how that happened. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

That would actually be a funny gimmick account, flag yourself as a bot, pretend to be decently lifelike AI

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

This is so real, who tf books an all hands meeting on a Friday afternoon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

...and that's why I'm following my passion by announcing my candidacy for the Italian Parliament

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

If the meeting is still going, be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?