this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

He died doing what he loved most. rat-salute-2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

new tesla lawn mower with touch screen controls

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Lmao that's some Charlie Chaplin shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Did he die from impact or was it more gruesome?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Those mowers are heavy as shit if one lands on you it's gonna fuck you up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Uh, judging from the fact he got injured at Sep 15th from it, and died just on October 22nd, I'd assume it was not that gory to die instantly...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

had some good old fashioned brain bloat, nothing a little trepanation can't fix.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

That's a bloody image to keep...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Another ridiculous vehicle submerged in water death.

Submarine

Funny tesla into pond

Now this kinda close enough

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

empty swimming pool though

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

How do you fucking drive into your own swimming pool on a riding mower? Was he drunk?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

according to several comments in a reddit thread i found, he had recently had eye surgery and likely had impaired vision and should not have been operating the mower and got too close.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

perhaps it was prescription opiates? that would be some sort of sweet justice

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Or fell asleep/stroke/whatever

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 hours ago

Gated community ass death

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Maximum Overdrive 2 - Lawnmower Boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

This machine just called me a liberal! pronouns

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago

Johnnie shoulda turned 'er

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someone bet him 5 bucks he couldn't do a 360 on the mower into an empty pool and he was like "bet".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

those famous last words?

"watch this!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

lmao what a fucking loser

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's some Final Destination shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Yeah just realised it might not have been the fall that killed him