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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, my arch rival. We meet for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The plot thickens

[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They’re husband and wife! It’s scene 4 from The Bald Soprano 🤣

  • Scene 4

After entering the room, the Martins realize that they have met each other before. They are surprised to find that they are both from the city of Manchester, that they both took the same train to London, that they both traveled second class, that they both reside at No. 19 Bromfield Street, that they sleep in the same bed, and that they both have a two-year-old daughter named Alice with one red eye and one white eye. They come to the conclusion that they are husband and wife. They recognize each other and embrace.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Remembers me of the musician who forgets the day every night. He really exists, had a stroke.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Whenever I go out to dinner with my octogenarian parents, at the end of the meal my mother always says "well, I hope we can do this again some time" in front of the waitress using her best "you're a neglectful son" frail old woman tone of voice. I live with my parents.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now we're sleeping in the same bed without clothes on. Peculiar!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They already don't have any clothes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I will intentionally walk the wrong direction just to avoid this situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Me and my sprouse be like...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yesterday I followed a person about 20 miles to the same exact destination.

When I left I followed someone else 30+ miles and they were going 3 blocks where I was going.

The worst is when you hold the door for someone and walk out to your car and they parked next to you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Stalker.

I mean... technically... :-P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Why can't I quit you?...