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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

These fucking motherfuckers hurt almost constantly with me kitty-cri-screm

What a terrible design. Skulls must have been made by Elon Musk

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Evilution: hahaha face go squish, sinuses get clogged

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

sorry, large brain more important than two usable nostrils lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As Juice says: don't drill a hole in your head.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I mean that is true here, but I think they mean your brain rather than your sinuses.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Try to create mind-muscle connections to face muscles. While stoned I've had good luck finding these connections (to glutes, hip flexors, abs, etc years ago when I had to fix my posture). In the past I had to turn my head upside-down or massage my face. It's a nice sensation, like a milder version of any other activity that feels relieving. For me at least it feels like the inside of the roof of my mouth or the stuff right behind my nostrils is being pulled back into my skull and all the pressure equalizes. Sometimes pushing these muscles upward or outward is required for me but I don't usually have to focus on it after making them manual adjustment. I confirmed my face is not changing in the mirror, and when I do engage external facial muscles it's less effective.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're trying to become a Bene Gesserit?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

You mean you can't put yourself into bindu suspension if you get buried in a landslide?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

me too!

are you also an ear rumbler?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

holy crap, I had never heard that term before. just looked it up and my mind is blown that not everyone can do this. are we really a tiny minority? what a strange ability.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Wait like connecting facial muscles/sensations to beneficially engage other muscles?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I once went to the doctor because my eyes hurt. My eyes were fine, these on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Restate my assumptions: One, Mathematics is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three: If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I had a terrible sinus block once that made my top back teeth hurt soooooo bad it was the worst

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Drill a hole right into the triangle of death

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wtf sinuses go back that far?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

they go all the way back baby

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That damn frontal sinus tho. Trans girls, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean the frontal sinus is, like, more prominent on AMAB bodies? Just curious!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Exactly! For those who have a really prominent brow, it's a really invasive surgery to reduce it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Relatable ~~for many reasons~~