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[–] [email protected] 37 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

30 minutes

https://youtu.be/Ovqhzil3wJw?feature=shared

We start our caramelized onions in a covered nonstick skillet over high heat with ¾ of cup water. The water and steam help the onions quickly soften. Then we remove the lid, lower the heat to medium-high, and press the softened onions into the bottom and sides of the skillet to allow for maximum contact with the hot pan. Instead of finishing with sugar or honey as many recipes call for, we add baking soda, which speeds up the reaction that converts flavorless inulin (a polysaccharide present in onions) to fructose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

My face smells like onions for 3 days straight after cooking something with onions for more than 20 minutes. It should be much more terrible to have just onions in the pan

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

That's a non-starter then. Nothing is worth a 3 day onion facial.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

What I wouldn't give for one of those!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Who up caramelizing they onions

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Little Anon Starting Early

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

I have a 3 year old nephew and if you gave him a caramel onion like that I think he'd either eat it happily or ask for a plain onion instead. That kid loves himself some onions.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Now I want to try some apples and onions with a caramel glaze.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Might work with pork chops.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Gonna hand out caramel onions for Halloween now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

Caramel roulette. 5 apples and an onion on the same plate.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

no I don't think you have to fuck them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

You can caramelize onions in five minutes, but the onions won't be very satisfied afterwards

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