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Gamers have made a list of all the WOKE games

https://wokedetector.cirnoslab.me/full-list

Edit: this website is a joke but the data does come from a real place and I find some of the games they have listed as woke so funny

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Call of the Wild: The Angler™

Woke

Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Uses body type A and B in place of biological sex during character creation.

Muh fishing game wants me to respect non-binary people! rage-cry

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bit idea: making body type A NB/ambiguous, body type B female, and body type C (male) only available in new game plus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Body Type Penis is paid DLC

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Clearly the far left globalist communists want to make all fishermen into femboys

OUTRAGEOUS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My favorite part is that they include random fetish porn games with some commentary like "player character has a dick and boobs, mega woke"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Holy shit!

Until Dawn: Contains overtly pro-DEI messaging. Prominently features a Black male - Asian female couple as 2 of the 8 main characters in the game. See the full review for interracial marriage demographic data.

This is some grandpa racism!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if chuds will require magic underwear for sexy times soon, like Mormons.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I need to know what the pro-LGBT message is in fucking Sonic Adventure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Being "pro-climate action" is political and bad. Rolling coal to trigger the libs is nonpolitical galaxy-brain

HOW DARE THEY BE ANTI COLONIALIST

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Secret ending where Sonic and Eggman make out for 20 minutes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

They learn to share Robotnik's wife?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I disagree Freddi Fish is very gender ambiguous

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So glad this game made it to the not woke list too

I can still safely jerk off to Mildred’s non-woke, non-dei dick sucking lips.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

thank Allah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

okay good. pajama sam isn't woke either

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The anti-woke household will have Freddi the Fish for the kids until they're old enough for nonpolitical and mature grimdark murderfucking. The leap will be that direct.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

No woke?! With a female protagonist?! And a message about sharing(Communism)?!?!?!?!?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same devs that made a sports game where the best player’s a kid in a wheelchair? Can’t fool me, woke mob

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Putt-Putt also is safe, lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can someone check if the JumpStart games are woke? Specifically the typing one. Trying to make sure I wasn't groomed into being a commie.

LeapFrog games too please