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[–] 38 points 2 years ago

Thesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is disgusting

Antithesis: cilantro does not taste like soap and is delicious

Synthesis: cilantro tastes like soap and is delicious

✨I AM THE SYNTHESIS✨

gimme your soapy salsa, yim yum party-cat

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Then why does it taste like soap :(

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    I have the beet dirt gene.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I thought they were supposed to taste that way. What?!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have no idea what they're supposed to taste like, but for me even like a few slivers of beet in a salad will just fill my mouth with a revolting taste of dirt. My mom didn't think it was real and kept trying to hide beets in my food when I was a kid, and only gave up when I set up a blind taste-test to convince her lol.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    I'm completely opposite. I like the taste but I literally just thought the dirt taste was normal. But I like funky weird food flavors in general. Now I gotta know what they are supposed to taste like.

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What if it's the "soap tastes like cilantro" gene? Either way I have it. You know, sometimes I just put dish soap on my bánh mì instead of coriander. Much cheaper in the long run.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Scientific racism but for shitty pallettes

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Correct. The coriander soap gene, that's real.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Ngl, I've always wondered if it was a bazinga brained way to say "10% of people don't like cilantro" which to me seems like a normal ratio of people who don't like a certain food. It does taste like soap, but I like it.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    There's no way people are tasting what I am. If there's a salad on the other side of the table with coriander in it, I get a waft of soap so strong that my brain shivers while everyone else smells nothing at all.

    I have a very expansive pallette but coriander is totally inedible. Nothing tastes like it. (although, I don't notice it so much if it's cooked)

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'll take your cilantro if you're not going to finish it.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    I'm genetically superior and can enjoy proper salsa

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This is the endpoint of dialectical materialism.

    Thank you. Someone needed to say it.

    Next on the chopping block: the asparagus smelling pee gene

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    This is now my favorite post. Based, I say. Based as fuck.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Cilantro is great, but ginger tastes like soap to me.

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I’ve never thought it tasted like soap it just tastes terrible.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Cilantro doesn't taste like soap, it just tastes like ass.

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