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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Bumblebun 😍

[–] bucketofcandyfloss 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait gallowboob moved to twitter?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And I’m STILL seeing his content after leaving Reddit??

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He is the only person I’ve ever blocked on any social media ever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OOTL. Who is this and why has he earned your ire?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Popular poster on Reddit who moderates too many communities, steals content and abuses his position for monetary gain.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.

Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I'm pretty!

And I'll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that'll knock your socks off. I call it "honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni." I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.

It won't so much knock your socks off as it'll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Okay, this thread escalated quickly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (10 children)

nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I'll bring weed!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Works(ed) for Jukin Media which buys perpetual rights to viral content. Overall content bottom feeder

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

That Bug's Bunny.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Well played Google

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Bumble pig seems like the best to me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

That's not a bug. It's a feature.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I'm so startled

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

It's a bunblebee

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The number of people making rabbit puns in this comment section is highly concerning

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

yet expected

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Run for your life!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That's the Beester Bunny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Why, it is part of a delicious sandwich, of course!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that's a brown recluse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Found the GNOME developer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

bumblebun.

bunblebee.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Looks like a honeybun to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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