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[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

shrimple as that

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hella expensive

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It really does feel like a sickness...

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you're right, we want to see you in bronze scale armor wielding a warhammer.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Hatecrimes 😔

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fucking this, so so so so so much

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

My bulge...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

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