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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That’s why I always use compact mode

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Yeah sorry but I would rather be caught looking at fetish content

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Compact mode is the only mode.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fat fucking boner I get whenever I dress like this

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nuuuu that's not simple >:(

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

shrimple as that

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago
  1. I'm fat.
  2. The weather.
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hella expensive

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just don't got them hips to pull this off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Then you're not working out the butt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

lol I keep working out my biceps and my calves keep getting muscly but not my biceps. Must be my body!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Must ... DRESS ... in Boring ....

I wish I could dress up a little funny from time to time

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It really does feel like a sickness...

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

So, Terry Bernadino?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why cuddle homies exist, Max

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's great for cuddle times, but what about other times like checking the mail or working

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

have you tried contrast showers? :D

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just overturn the laws about human-animal hybridization while they be busy fucking up abortion rights and building a wall around Mexico.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Not having cute outfits. :(

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your consideration. The society as a whole unconciously thanks you for this.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Hatecrimes 😔

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Penis. The answer is always penis.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm getting fat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My bulge...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well, the fact that I'm not male anymore makes it difficult

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