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[–] 79 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

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    [+] 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    To be fair, there's a very simple solution for that... 🔒

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago
    1. I'm fat.
    2. The weather.
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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I just don't got them hips to pull this off

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    RIGHT?!!! I just get muscle-y thighs when I work out my lower body. No bigger butt :(

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    my ugly masculine body that's been destroyed by t

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Respect for people around me, for one. No one wants to see middle aged man midriff

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago

    So, Terry Bernadino?

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    not fur enough so is am tooo colds :<

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago

    I would if I could. But I can't find any crop tops that don't leave space for boobs I don't have or want, or dolphin shorts that leave space for male anatomy.

    I am so done with the same 3 options for male clothing being the only thing available anywhere.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    republicans won't let us have the dog hrt 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    You don't wanna see my belly in a crop top, and my hairy lower back. I'll do you a favor and keep my shirt on.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    I dress for comfort, not so much style and the tight fitting stuff just isn't for me. Wear whatever you feel comfortable in or nothing at all, just be careful of local laws and certainly act in accordance with them. No one wants to end up in prison over clothing choices.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Hatecrimes 😔

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Probably the toughest part would be actually finding cute clothes in male proportions. It's so hard to find corsets, crop tops, etc that fit without having tits.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Penis. The answer is always penis.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    My ugly ass overweight middle aged body, and no one telling me i should

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    I'm getting fat.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    My bulge...

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    In my case, my fractional hip-to-waist ratio.

    Also my mole-ridden skin. No one wants to see that.

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  • The cold, and the fact that I love my long trousers, they fit my tshirts so well.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Well, the fact that I'm not male anymore makes it difficult

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