I'm not looking to date, Just need somebody to wear matching hello kitty PJs with.

The urge to fill a giant box full of plushies then jump in and sink to the bottom. :3

They'd replace the stats with a skill tree.

You can slap a screen on just about anything that doesn't need it and people will want it.

I'd think Russia would try to censor a lot of material. And the US and Russia might be on more friendly terms in the next few months with the new president.

You throw your phone at someone like a pokeball and capture them.

https://isitbandcampfriday.com/

https://xkcd.com/1172/

I use a Pixel and would recommend one. I dont have much experience with apple devices but I've heard of people using https://sideloadly.io/ to sideload apps on iphones. No idea how well it works if at all.