The court was adjudicated by Mr Donald Potter QC, who found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that whilst Jaffa Cakes had characteristics of both cakes and biscuits, the product should be considered a cake and not a biscuit, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes in the United Kingdom.[16][22][23]

In 2021, artificially intelligent binary classifiers "usually used in the field of astronomy" were trained on 92 traditional recipes of cakes and biscuits and determined Jaffa Cakes to be cakes.[25]

The slop machine and legal nerds says its a cake, thus its a biscuit.

It can't be a biscuit. Biscuits look like this:

I loath the dutch, but i loath the english more, so cookie it is.

what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jafar cakes and they were threatening to take over Agrabah

the need to categorize like thus is core to the angloid physiognomy

ACAB (Assigned Cake At Baking)

This is a cookie. Why would you call this a cake. It's not like you're gonna cut slices out of it.

~~If the only options are "cookie" and "biscuit" I'd say "cookie".~~

Title changed, I guess it's "cake". Biscuits in burgerland are different, I would probably say "slop" or honestly "mass produced confection" if somebody asked me out of the blue to classify this.

It's a very small and awful cake.

cake. it's literally a sponge idk why this has ever been up for debate

but do you condemn the terror attacks in Jaffa?

Anyway it's a fucking cake obviously

A hotdog.