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I'm just doing a head count to see how many liberals we still have on this site.
The court was adjudicated by Mr Donald Potter QC, who found in favour of McVitie's and ruled that whilst Jaffa Cakes had characteristics of both cakes and biscuits, the product should be considered a cake and not a biscuit, meaning that VAT is not paid on Jaffa Cakes in the United Kingdom.[16][22][23]
In 2021, artificially intelligent binary classifiers "usually used in the field of astronomy" were trained on 92 traditional recipes of cakes and biscuits and determined Jaffa Cakes to be cakes.[25]
The slop machine and legal nerds says its a cake, thus its a biscuit.
It can't be a biscuit. Biscuits look like this:
That is clearly a scone of some kind.
Shut up!
Maybe it is a scone, but this is definitely a biscuit:
A terribly limp one
That's a scone
This is disrespecting my Appalachia heritage and I won't stand for it!
Hmmm... You're right. Actually, I think this is what a biscuit looks like:
Wrong, only American crackers think like that. True British crackers know it's actually like the picture above.
only American crackers think like that
Oh yeah I much rather go with the British crackers, the OG racists.
I agree as a proud Appalachian
I loath the dutch, but i loath the english more, so cookie it is.
geef me een klap papa
But "koekje" means "little cake," so maybe it's both? 🤔
The dutch are sinister. And duplicitous. See how they live both bove and below the sea? It is a hint at their nature.
Boycott Israel
Cookies and biscuits are the same thing you silly Americans
Say that to my face over a plate of biscuits and gravy and see what happens
LET ME SEE YOU MAKE A BREAKFAST SANDWICH WITH A FUCKING SCONE YOU LIMEYS!!!
I changed the title to the correct thing so now you look silly.
what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jafar cakes and they were threatening to take over Agrabah
what if instead of jaffa cakes they were Jaffa! Kree! Hunt down the shol'va!
Indeed.
The first time I heard an angloid talking about these weird cookies, I legit thought they were spelled "jaffer" because of their fucked up accent
ACAB (Assigned Cake At Baking)
This is a cookie. Why would you call this a cake. It's not like you're gonna cut slices out of it.
Is a small slice of cake a cookie because it's small?
Read theory nerd. Jaffa cake is a cake and you're a fraud in front of everyone.
That's a kneecap 
It's a cookie. Cookies can have filling and cookies can have a glaze. Cake is something way more substantial, and biscuits are a special case of cookies.
but do you condemn the terror attacks in Jaffa?
Anyway it's a fucking cake obviously
Of course, I hate everyone who attacks the primacy of the Jaffa cake in the processed snack world. We need a holy war against the kkkracka oreo cookie and its Masonic symbolism.
~~If the only options are "cookie" and "biscuit" I'd say "cookie".~~
Title changed, I guess it's "cake". Biscuits in burgerland are different, I would probably say "slop" or honestly "mass produced confection" if somebody asked me out of the blue to classify this.
Please remove your rude and unnecessary comment that says I got the title wrong. I never got the title wrong and anyone who says otherwise is jealous of my skateboarding skills.
I'm asking the mods to put it the log that I am NOT mad but I am still reporting this comment for misinformation.
It's a very small and awful cake.
It's a cake. It's made of sponge. There is no debate. This has been ratified in court.
A hotdog.
sandwich
It's a cake, it's in the name.
And if that isn't convincing enough, they go hard when stale, like cake. Biscuits go soft.
cake. it's literally a sponge idk why this has ever been up for debate