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There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.
It costs 20% more
And 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.
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What is this and where do I get one?
find a crab and experiment until lasers come out of its eyes
That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.
Just let me get my carcinization box from the back office.
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The player in an rpg
One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.
They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.
Might? Will.
Think about it!
Do it!!!
Fuck these greedy bastards.
Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.
ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!
3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!
Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..
Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…
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Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?
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I haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.
This is not an issue:
I've done ziplock bags for cargo short contents before, speeds security checks up a lot.
This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.
TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.
I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.
Wonder no more 😂
Oh holy shit you played that too?
On my TI-86 yo
A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.
He only climbed short rocks
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Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?
TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.
You can dere-lickt my balls
Where's my cell phone
Which one?
Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.
What's your EDC?
I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.
Jokes on you, they're all fake
I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy
this is how i imagine EDC people carrying their 31 gadgets without a backpack
1990s comic book artists be like
Think about what?
I think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"
Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee's plant was the reason he never sold his blow.
No I want to do it just out of spite
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