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[-] [email protected] 120 points 8 months ago

There's a pink version of this robe where all the pockets are fake.

[-] [email protected] 54 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And 20% thinner fabric, so you're really getting screwed.

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[-] [email protected] 112 points 8 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

One day someone is gonna invent a bag of holding and airlines are still gonna try to figure out a way to charge for it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

They might create an inspection fee and charge depending on the amount of items stored/Inspected.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Might? Will.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago

Think about it!

Do it!!!

Fuck these greedy bastards.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Tbh I legit always wear cargo shorts/trousers for flights. Benefit is twofold, first you can carry quite a lot of shit this way, secondly the lower pockets are way more accessible sitting down on an aircraft.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Except the people waiting behind you while you empty it will be just as inconvenienced and won't even be paid..

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Is this jacket or a shirt/dress? If it’s a jacket, You can take it off and put it through x-rays. If it’s a shirt/dress, I’m not sure of the consequences of walking through security naked or in your underwear…

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Wouldn’t you just put it through the xray and then the TSA will pull you aside if needed?

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I haven't been to an airport with in years where only one person at a time can unload their stuff into the x-ray machine, usually they have spots for five or six persons.

This is not an issue:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I've done ziplock bags for cargo short contents before, speeds security checks up a lot.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

This is how I imagine I looked when I was playing that old text based computer game “Drug Wars”.

TFW you save enough to buy the new trenchcoat.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I played a online version for a few years. I often wondered how you could be holding so much money on you.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Wonder no more 😂

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Oh holy shit you played that too?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

On my TI-86 yo

[-] [email protected] 33 points 8 months ago

A guy I knew flew Ryanair to go climbing. He wore his rope as a belt.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

He only climbed short rocks

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Didn’t security find this super suspicious?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Why? Why would they even notice? It's not like the rope is made of metal.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Rob Liefeld is designing clothing now?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

TBH this could be a sick outfit for more of a casual look, maybe open front on a techno viking- the NuApocalypse aesthetic.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Looks like what an ai thinks a trenchcoat with pockets is.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

What's your EDC?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I bet she still tells everyone that the dress has pockets.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Jokes on you, they're all fake

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I thought these were only sold privately to pickpocket academy

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

this is how i imagine EDC people carrying their 31 gadgets without a backpack

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

1990s comic book artists be like

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Poor Jimmy. He never realized looking like a DEA trainee's plant was the reason he never sold his blow.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

I think it's "don't think about getting around plane carry on limits with this"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

No I want to do it just out of spite

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

How did we get this many comments without a single Rob Liefeld reference?

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