One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.

The premise is based, but fuck me, the message is actually a good life lesson.

I've got a question for you. What's heavier, a kiogram of coins or a kilogram of bills? That's right a kilogram of coins, because coins are heavier than bills

the coins because you could also throw them at people

No judgement here.

I can rest a bag of coins on my face and reach nirvana, while resting a single bill on my face is pointless.

Heavier boobs hold more value...I do like big heavy boobs...

Never thought id see a koan in green text.

I wonder if there is any evolutionary advantage to larger breasts. AFAIK, there's no difference in their ability to deliver milk to babies. And smaller breasts probably have an advantage in a woman's movement and agility, not to mention avoiding back pain. Humans also seem to be the only animal that has larger breasts than necessary -- OTOH, humans are also the only mammal that walks upright, so there are other biological differences.

If it's the case that the only evolutionary reason for large breasts is to better attract (some) men, that would be interesting.