Either way I feel it's more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.

When you're bi curious, but you also respect the scientific method and so you require a large sample size to make an informed decision.

Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

It's written almost as if he did it the night before the wedding, which would be an impressive trick for a bachelor party.

Just bring her lasagna at work. She'll get over it.

"I swear I really went for it, babe. I was buckling knees..."

Hard disagree. It's about optimizing the dick sucking.

I'm betting if you line three guys into a triangle, you can suck three dicks at once.

This will allow you hit 99 dicks in only 33 sucking motions.

Quantity has a quality all its own. Jumps into pile of dicks.

I'm afraid to test your theory.

My experience on Grindr says otherwise.

Are you envisaging a sort of grid arrangement?

What if was in a column?

Don't kink shame me!

You ask politely one at a time.

Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.

You start with hello

The joke is after 16 years finding out your husband is into cock.

Woosh