Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How do you get 100+ people to let you suck their dicks? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You ask politely one at a time.

Doesn't have to be polite all the time either.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You start with hello

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello. (Am I doing this right?)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

So uh... 🍆?

Nah j/k! Haha lol! Unless... 👀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

A large bachelor party, some knockout gas and a lot of Viagra.