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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago

Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won't stop talking about crypto

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Two twitter bots: One won't stop talking about crypto, the other won't stop telling you pussy is in bio.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.

...Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested...

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That wasn't even on my 2024 bingo card!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy" yeah how about no, Kesha

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Do they sell baby oil in commissary?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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