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Blahaj Rule (aussie.zone)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

TranscriptionThe "I Guess We Doin Circles Now" meme, with the factory labeled as "IKEA", and the object coming out of the factory normally being a simple bed. The worker pulls up a Blahaj shark, and says "I guess we doing sharks now".

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[-] [email protected] 50 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

And yet, always sold out!

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Financially speaking, it makes a lot of sense. If the make beds noone will buy more than they need, which means they lose customers. If they sell blåhaj I will continue to buy them until the end of time, which means they have a solid revenue stream.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Fun fact: Ikea is basically an oversized plushie store

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Everyone else: goes to ikea for furnature and stuff like that

Me: SHORKY SHORKY SHORKY SHORKY SHORKY takes shork home and cuddles them :3

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

My Blåhaj is basically a bed accessory

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

The transgender population singlehandedly keeping IKEA profitable

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

no text on first half, guy just contemplates it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You do what you gotta do if you have no orb.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Just went to ikea to pet a blahaj :3

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2024
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