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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Is he pregnant?

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 9 months ago

bodybuilders call this the bubble gut. It's caused by high calorie diet combined with steroid abuse

[-] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago

Poor dude swallowed watermelon seeds

[-] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Fuck didn't know eating watermelon could be so dangerous

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Clearly you've never seen The Rugrats.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The real mistake is doing it when you've also swallowed potting soil and fertilizer. It's kind of like eating baking soda and vinegar, if you understand my meaning.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago

A lot of people are accusing him of using steroids but all you're seeing is the peak form of a middle aged Puerto Rican dude, manifested in the body of a tourist who wishes to embody the culture he's gentrifying.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

Trenbolone has nothing on rice and beans and fried plantains

[-] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

People are saying steroids, but that's not entirely true, anabolic steroids don't cause this, but human growth hormone and possibly exogenous insulin use are most likely the culprit. Bodybuilders are well aware of this phenomenon and although we still aren't 100% sure the exact mechanism, this started happening to bodybuilders who started taking insulin and HGH (in addition to anabolics) in the late 90s and early 00s. Either one, or both of these drugs cause the organs in the torso to grow (among other things) which causes what bodybuilders coined, Palumboism, named after the first guy to show up on stage with a noticable gut despite good conditioning (low body fat).

[-] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

that's some impressive roid gut right there

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

I'm more intrigued by the fact that he doesn't appear to have nipples

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

He's a very aggressive shaver.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

he's a clone

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

baffling, can't you juice without getting roid gut? The hollywood guys seem to manage it

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

he could just get logan to ask someone in the wwe how they do it

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

These people need to be sent to work on the farm xi-peel

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

possibly a little bit of mpreg

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Human growth hormone

[-] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

The hot jock to roided out 40ish dad gut pipeline is real.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Yes many a fuckboy has fallen into it. I saw it happen too many times and such a short time.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

that aint no dad gut that is about to explode and send a horde

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

looks like the steroid elves snuck into his house while he was sleeping and secretly pumped him fulla juice. tragic, happens to the best of us

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Please Mr Tyson knock his teeth out timmy-pray

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

chestburster

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Bro fell for the powerlifting meme 💀

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

He's going for the Unga bunga caveman look

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

He was the test subject for early iterations of PRIME.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

He's wearing a fat suit. Probably to get attention on social media (like from this post).

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He ever do the fight?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Roid gut Nsfl pic

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Gorilla Mindset

Orangutan Grindset

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Most influencers are like doctor who where a new actor plays the role every few years.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Just searched for this on TikTok and for sure it’s a suit. It’s not a horrible one, but it’s still very noticeable.

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