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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor dude swallowed watermelon seeds

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck didn't know eating watermelon could be so dangerous

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Clearly you've never seen The Rugrats.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

The real mistake is doing it when you've also swallowed potting soil and fertilizer. It's kind of like eating baking soda and vinegar, if you understand my meaning.