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Never gonna happen because I'm white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn't mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don't know if he's done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I'd still absolutely enjoy it.
Though, if it was animated, I'd want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.
Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor
Depp , heβs about the only one that could pull it off.
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn't very interesting, but it'd really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.
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There's no rule that says a dog can't play ~~basketball~~ a person!
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The Air Bud cinematic universe is a lawless hellscape
What's the story, Wishbone?
Gary Oldman, dude's a chameleon. I'm sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
I'd take him as a second choice if I couldn't get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I'd try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.
Danny Devito.
...I'm a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
... I'm a dude.
Aubrey Plaza. Sheβs way hotter than me (thatβs kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Ed Sheeran. Specifically because he's not an actor and would stumble through the movie just like I stumbled through life. All ginger, no plan.
All Ginger No Plan - that's an amazing life motto. ;)
Sounds like the name of a stand up comedy special.
Sounds like an orange cat
Cannot stand the guy. Pretends to be humble as fuck. Shoots videos of himself being humble as fuck. Turns up in movies to unnecessarily defocus the scene.
Yeah the guy can sing and has a comfortable body, so does my dog.
For the 5% of my adult life that Iβve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
(Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
I'm pretty tall, so the logical choice would be Tom Cruise on 12 inch heels.
Three Tom Cruises in a trenchcoat
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Best answer
Jason Alexander
Christopher Walken, Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, and Gary Oldman. All of them.
Everywhere, all at once.
Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up face surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
John Malkovich, I don't know why. I just like him. And I think he would be kind in my portrayal.
In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.
With your user name I was expecting another answer (and a pretty cool zombie movie)
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I've dealt with
Zac Efron.
The girl I was crushing on in high school crushed on him really hard as he appeared in High School Musical. I spent wayyyy too much of my youth trying to emulate Zac Efron as a result. Eventually, that whole style just kinda became my whole style. Seems like a good fit.
Nice try FBI
Rowan Atkinson.
I look like a middle-aged Richard Gere, with hair loss. All action on the sides, and nothing on top.
Lady Gaga
I bear no resemblance. I can't sing. I just think she's neat.
Adrien Brody.
I'm told, quite often, I look like him. Plus he's a method actor or whatever do we would get to hang out which might be cool. He seems nice.
Iβve been told more than once that I look like βthat creepy Scarecrow guy from Batman Begins.β So I guess Cillian Murphy. I didnβt like looking creepy tho.
They meant hot, but didn't dare say it.
Aww thanks
People say I look like Carrie Ann Moss (Trinity) but as a child I had more Lucy Lawless resemblances. So I don't know, but either case they'll have to get a tan cause I'm more of a Penelope Cruz skin tone.
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
Melissa McCarthy, she has a good sense of humor which is great because my life is kind of a joke.