That fucking eyeliner

JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

He looks like a sex doll from Temu.

Don't you mean "sofallis"?

Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔

I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?

Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He's even willing to abuse them.

Like his wife. And his kids.

JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.

The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.

The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can't. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.

_Sofa_lis

I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.

But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.

Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess

He did fuck a couch, right?

Is he wearing eyeliner?

JD is nothing to clap about

I didn't know you could get that from a couch?

He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man

DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread

New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!

Damn he really is wearing eyeshadow. Vance should just come out of the closet and introduce us to his boyfriend already.

Ewww, weird scumbag.

The goats, there were so many goats. And gallons of anal lube.