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JD Vance has the clap, pass it on.
(lemmy.world)
That fucking eyeliner
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don't you put that evil on us
It's a music genre btw
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Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn't. I don't think he did at the RNC. I'm sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
No surprise he’s fine with make up
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
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He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
Don't you mean "sofallis"?
Couch-rot
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He's even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
And his couch.
Sexy imported furniture
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JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
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The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there's no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
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The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can't. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
"forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his ~~wife~~ couch" FTFY
_Sofa_lis
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
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Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
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Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
He did fuck a couch, right?
He fucked a couch.
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Is he wearing eyeliner?
Yes!
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JD is nothing to clap about
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I didn't know you could get that from a couch?
Apparently he's not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
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He looks so prissy with his eyeliner, what a silly little man
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DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread
New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!
Damn he really is wearing eyeshadow. Vance should just come out of the closet and introduce us to his boyfriend already.
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Ewww, weird scumbag.
The goats, there were so many goats. And gallons of anal lube.
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