this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2024
1547 points (98.6% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26271 readers
3107 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wish more women in their late 40s showed pictures of their boobs so I can follow them. Because even MILF porn is like women who are maybe 40 most of the time and I'm attracted most to women my age. I just am.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"mature" is the search term you're looking for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

There's precious little of that too. Unless maybe if I want to pay for it. And paying for porn on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's literally the only reason I signed up for Instagram, but over half of my feed has become wholesome videos of people doing arts & crafts, woodworking, cooking, animals, inspiring vignettes, graphic design hacks, and bunch of other things. As cool as those other things are, I just wanted to see boobies.

And one of the weirdest things about Instagram, is that nudity is banned UNLESS the woman is breastfeeding (and a few other scenarios). So this seems to have spawned a weird sort of genre of what appears to be breastfeeding porn, women who are posting nude videos of themselves while breastfeeding, specifically to get around the nudity ban. It's kind of weird and exploitative, I don't really understand why it's allowed (except for educational purposes, but these videos don't seem to meet that bar). It's like, showing breasts is offensive because kids might be able to see nudity and we don't want kids seeing nude women... unless we film the nudity with kids in it, then that magically makes it ok.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Hey Peter, man, check out channel nine! It's the breast exams! Woo!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Siiiigh, sounds like I'm gonna have to join Instagram again...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I thinks it's weird when people choose to make their online profiles open to the public then get upset when people view their content.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Lol, thumbnail pic of "FartMonster"... that's a real hard 40 years. Dude looks near 70.

[–] [email protected] 221 points 4 days ago (5 children)

That is a rough looking 40.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 days ago (6 children)
load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 151 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Guess I'm the only one who read her post and thought the wives were the ones following the young Women.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That's a perfectly legitimate way to interpret the text, and might even be true.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 212 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Truly, sometimes the simplest explanation is the truest.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago (3 children)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (53 children)

I always find it peculiar and proof of self-hatred that humans are so averse and judgemental about reveling in our sexuality.

It's a major part of who we all are, whether we choose to deny that or not. Cultures and world religions always run by monied interests would prefer we spend our time miserable collecting more for their dragon hoard piles as they live in hyper-decadent debauchery, and most of us have been too fucked in the head with sexual and "don't be laaaazy" shame to be fixable, but humanity would have been so much happier if we spent less time sacrificing ourselves to the God of economic metastasis and more time fucking, especially in an age of birth control.

We might not even have put ourselves on the express lane to self-extinction we're currently careening down in search of more treasure for the masters.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sex is free, fun, and everyone can do it. We can't have that in capitalism, why would people work for money?

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (52 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I'm practically 40 and that guy looks older than my dad

[–] [email protected] 159 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Judge him all you want but he tells it like it is

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Men following attractive women. So weird.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Concerning new trend, are these men becoming a new form of boob predators ?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Men liking pictures of beautiful women is not weird. I think it's weirder that our economic system incentivizes selling empty sexuality and even emptier engagement from consumers of it.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 days ago (18 children)

I’m not an old dude, but I mean these women need that crowd to make money. It’s weird calling them creeps but at the same time they are posting nearly nude photos of themselves publicly on social media. Who do they think is following that content? Physicists at CERN calculating the new gravitation force off of your oversized diaper butt BBL? medical doctors determining the tolerance a 115lb woman with 1000cc of silicone can tolerate? Get real, you’re posting your tits because you know exactly those types of dudes will follow and you can either trick them into giving you money for feet pics or buying you a weekend in Dubai.

These 22 year old “model influencers” will be begging for these old dudes to pay them attention when they hit the wall in 5 years.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

[–] [email protected] 92 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're not missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

load more comments (8 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey bro physicists beat off too.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (16 replies)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

🇲🇦‼️ Older men following young women

✅👌 On instagram

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dr Iver Mectin

This is a good bit.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

Let people like what they like, whether it's looking at girls online, cosplay, sports, or being an insufferable cunt on social media.

load more comments
view more: next ›