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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yea, those busted 27 year olds. Wtf

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, they kind of had a point until they busted out the incel-speak at the end.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

That "hit the wall" stuff is always hilariously transparent. It's a self-soothe. "She won't be worth it in a few years anyway so you're not missing out."

I'm 38 and the wall where I stop getting unwanted attention sure never seems to come. Which is disappointing. I'm really looking forward to my crone era.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your comment very much reminds me of an episode of 30 Rock in which Liz Lemon starts dressing like an old crone and acting crazy on the subway to secure a place to sit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I may need to watch this show.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Highly recommend it, Tina Fey is an icon. Just beware that you'll be quoting her character more often than you'll notice yourself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

So the moral of the story is that boobies are good even after they turn 27?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I have written this before, but I don't think it actually stops. I do not think it's even about looks really. Or at least I'm over 50 and still getting catcalled on my way to work. Fully expect to be 90 and have some kid yell "Lookin' spry, grandma!" at me from a moving car.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you started collecting toadstool and eye of newt? How is your mad cackle coming along? Are you behind on setting up your 401crone?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My mad cackle is glorious. The rest... can use some work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The ones using the wall thing can't even tell how old a woman is anyways. I got told I'll hit the wall once I reach 26 and then I will have regrets. I was already well into my 30s at that time.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

At they end? The whole thing is toxic incel red-pilled hate speech.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s what Decaprio does so…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dicaprio hasn't been a role model for me since I saw him in basketball diaries and spent the next few years trying to be just like Jim Carroll. Never again Leo. Never again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you go around telling Reggie to put it away?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sad face. Reggie was a real one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I will say that by 27 creepy old men did stop yelling their attraction at me as I walked down the street, which was nice

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure it was because of your age or was it in respect to your Rank? Unless you were still a Lt. Lezbian at the time. Here's hoping Major is soon!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They certainly were particularly vocal back when I was an ensign

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If you're navy captain lezbian I sure hope major is not in your future. Cheers to future admiralty!