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Trump Receives Wrestling Championship Belt From Wrestler-Turned-Fox Host Tyrus: "You Are the People's Champion"

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Where's MY belt?*

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* I haven't encountered him but I still want my belt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Because of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Paul Wall's the real people's champ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

HOU DAER U.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I learned about it from this Bluesky whiney post by lib video clipmeister Aaron Rupar.

GUTFELD: Have you ever been fired?

TRUMP: I have never experienced being fired

(Trump was fired by 81 million people)

https://subium.com/profile/atrupar.bsky.social/post/3l4jj6hngjs2e

(I'm stealing the odd usage of parens on its own line.)