Just stop application if you feel the urge to get mounted by little men in funny costumes.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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It's got what horses crave...
Wait until his wife leaves him for a horse...
Horse paste is good against covid, horse electrolytes are good against hangovers, what else is the horse industry hiding? Oh yeah, apparently horse tranquilizers whip ass too.
Big Horse is at it again.
This explains why horses have so many horsepower nowadays...
Tennessee marchin' powder
They're on so much junk they can do the work of eight horses!
I've read somewhere that horse mats made out of rubber are pretty good flooring for home gyms and cheaper than something marketed towards gym use.
If it can take the full weight of a horse standing on it with its small hoofs, then it should have no issues with any weight you might drop on them during lifting.
What if I want to whip the llama's ass though?
You'll need to get WinAmp installed then my friend.
I hear horse shampoo is amazing and horse joint lotions actually work
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And I'm constantly fighting the urge to break into a gallop.
I headbutted a guy for a carrot the other day. I don't know what came over me.
"You see, Mrs Simpson, some elephants are just jerks."
Everybody is just walking straight past the fact that capitalism has cucked us all badly enough that we're discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks?
Using horse dewormer topically is a popular home treatment for rosacea because it has the same active ingredient as a prescription cream (Soolantra), but the cream is ~$700/mo.
There are so many frugal "life-hacks" that involve a trip to your local feed store.
Yep - that'd fall squarely into the discussing the merits of drinking livestock products to save a few bucks bucket. Thanks for volunteering to demonstrate my point.
I was agreeing with you and providing another example
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Growing up on a farm, I always told my spouse that if a severe earthquake hit I was going to go to the farm supply store and get two 50 lb bags of "calf mana" to feed our child with (if needed). "Calf mana" is basically powdered baby formula for calfs/colts/sheep/etc.
I'm sure it would be safe to eat (in an emergency). Wouldn't normally use it, but in a pinch it's better than starving.
Woah, I just understood why we eat meat: to drain animals of their mana so that we can use our magic powers to make our mystical devices work.
Ain't nobody who posts on Lemmy that has any mana. We're the very little gravitas indeed crowd.
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