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[-] [email protected] 97 points 2 years ago
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Accidentaldischargia

[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago

Redneck here. Lemme check.

"HEY PAUL! INNERNET WANNA KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YER FROM!"

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

INNERNET?! IT’S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Looks like about a 46 gauge Ned.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That would be really small. The higher the gauge number, the smaller it is.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yes absolutely true, I'm just quoting the episode on question. I think it's a joke that Ned says that and then pulls out the rocket launcher and blasts the deer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, well then excuse me for not catching the reference.

[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago

Dude so big he need a 9mm to get his insulin in.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Y’all-Qaeda

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This one’s my favorite.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Redneckistan.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

It's the final boss of reddit.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Hol' up hol' up. You're not that special (sigh)

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That little vase with plastic flowers really ties ups the room together.

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So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He just tryin to get that last pesky one out the chamber

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

That's actually the only positive I see: Gun safety

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

I'm not a gun person, but I'm pretty sure still keep your finger off the trigger, both for good habit, and the possibility of a round in the chamber.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I don't know exactly how many people have removed the magazine but forgotten to clear the chamber and shot someone else or themselves, but I know it's a fuckload.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nah, it’s in there, you can see the indentations where the floor plate meets the grip. Floor plate looks like a Taurus but idk what they made with the browning muzzle profile.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Texas. They've always wanted to be a country!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Until the Mexicans kicked their asses LOL.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Lol, it's not my fight. I live in Oklahoma.

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Reminder that Texas fought that war on account of slavery too.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Every Russian man has had sex with Putin atleast once so, he's not Russian.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I don't think you can call it sex when it's forced entry.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

alternate universe kim dotcom

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Diabetes ist nicht gut

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I think he’s from DipShitIstan.

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Not Inceland?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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Don’t insult God like that! h He have standards

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
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Oh he has standards.

No one over 14.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Well, the Pastor definitely won't touch him!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

If I had to go into mortal combat with this guy or a toddler, I'd feel safer picking this guy.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Is the deer wearing camo because the deer is hunting men?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The actual most dangerous game!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna hazard a guess that they're from northern Wisconsin.

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